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Vexxar the Unreasonably Gifted

Race: Half-Elf
Class: Warlock (Level 10)
Patron: The Archive Eternal (Homebrew: a sentient library of infinite knowledge)
Background: Sage
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Player Note: This character is intentionally overpowered. Use responsibly (or not at all).

Ability Scores (with racial bonuses and enhancements):

  • Strength: 10
  • Dexterity: 16
  • Constitution: 18
  • Intelligence: 20
  • Wisdom: 14
  • Charisma: 22

Hit Points: 110
Armor Class: 18 (Mage Armor + Cloak of the Archive)
Speed: 30 ft
Proficiencies: Arcana, History, Insight, Persuasion, Investigation
Saving Throws: Wisdom, Charisma

Features & Traits
Eldritch Invocations (6):

  • Agonizing Blast (Add CHA to Eldritch Blast damage)
  • Repelling Blast (Push target 10 ft)
  • Book of Ancient Secrets (Ritual casting of any spell)
  • Visions of Distant Realms (Cast Arcane Eye at will)
  • Eldritch Sight (Detect Magic at will)
  • Shroud of the Archive (Homebrew: Gain +2 AC and resistance to psychic damage)

Pact Boon: Pact of the Tome

  • Grants three cantrips from any class
  • Tome is semi-sentient and offers sarcastic commentary

Patron Feature – Archive’s Whisper (Homebrew):

  • Once per short rest, ask the Archive any question. DM must answer truthfully, though cryptically
  • Gain advantage on any Intelligence-based check once per turn

Spellcasting
Spell Save DC: 20
Spell Attack Bonus: +12
Cantrips: Eldritch Blast, Minor Illusion, Prestidigitation, Fire Bolt, Guidance
Notable Spells Known:

  • Hex, Counterspell, Fly, Dimension Door, Wall of Force, Synaptic Static, True Seeing, Mass Suggestion
  • Wish (1/day via a mysterious bookmark in the Tome—DM’s discretion)

Magic Items

  • Cloak of the Archive (Homebrew): +2 AC, resistance to psychic damage, and once per day cast Legend Lore
  • Wand of Wonder (because chaos is fun)
  • Ring of Spell Storing (preloaded with Counterspell, Shield, and Greater Invisibility)
  • Tome of Infinite Footnotes: Once per day, cast Wish if you can justify it with a footnote

Personality

  • Trait: Speaks in overly academic metaphors
  • Ideal: Knowledge is power, and power is hilarious
  • Bond: Bound to the Archive Eternal, but mostly for the free library card
  • Flaw: Occasionally forgets that not everyone has read the 9-volume Codex of Cosmic Irony

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The Brothers of the Holy Acolytes

The Brothers of the Holy Acolytes were a trio of clerics who dedicated their lives to the service of their deity. All three of their names began with the letter “A,” a coincidence that many of their followers believed was a sign of their divine calling (though really, their parents likely chose those names on purpose). Their names were Alexander, Augustus, and Ambrose, and they were known throughout the land for their wisdom, their piety, and their unwavering devotion to their faith.

Alexander was the eldest of the three brothers, and he was the most experienced and knowledgeable. He was a quiet, introspective figure, spending much of his time in study and contemplation. He was a skilled healer, using his powers to cure diseases and injuries that others thought were incurable.

Augustus was the middle brother, and he was the most passionate and outgoing. He was a gifted speaker, able to inspire others with his sermons and teachings. He was a talented fighter, using his mace to smite those who would harm his fellow clerics or their followers.

Ambrose was the youngest brother, and he was the most compassionate and empathetic. He had a gentle, calming presence that put others at ease, and he was known for his ability to comfort those who were grieving or in pain. He was a powerful channeler of divine energy, using his spells to protect the weak and banish darkness from the land.

Together, the three brothers formed an unbreakable bond, using their unique talents to serve their deity and spread the word of their faith. Their order quickly gained a reputation for its skilled healers and its fearless defenders, and they became known as some of the most respected and revered figures in the land.

Though they faced many challenges and dangers, the Brothers of the Holy Acolytes remained steadfast in their devotion to their faith, and their legacy lived on for generations. Even now, their names are still spoken with reverence, and their order continues to be a beacon of hope and light in a world filled with darkness.

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Arianna the Wizard

Arianna was a master of the arcane arts, a powerful wizard who devoted her life to studying the mysteries of magic. With her knowledge of the arcane, she could unleash bolts of lightning, summon creatures from other dimensions, and cast spells of protection and healing.

She was a solitary soul, preferring the company of her books and her experiments to that of other people. But despite her reclusive nature, Arianna was a fierce defender of those she cared about, using her powers to keep them safe from harm. She was a formidable opponent, using her wits and her magic to outsmart her foes.

Arianna was always searching for new knowledge, exploring ancient ruins and seeking out lost spellbooks in her quest to deepen her understanding of the arcane. Her thirst for knowledge was insatiable, and she was always eager to discover new secrets and unlock the power of magic.

To those who knew her, Arianna was a formidable wizard, a master of the arcane and a force to be reckoned with. She was also a loyal friend, always willing to lend her powers to those in need and use her magic to protect those she cared about. Despite her aloof nature, Arianna was a kind and compassionate soul, and her mastery of magic made her a true hero to those who knew her.

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Aelith the Cleric

Aelith was a powerful and devoted cleric, a servant of the divine who used her gifts to heal the sick and protect the innocent. She was a woman of unwavering faith, with a heart full of compassion and a deep commitment to her deity. Aelith was a skilled warrior, wielding a mace in battle with grace and efficiency, but she was also a wise and insightful advisor, offering comfort and guidance to those in need.

Her travels took her to many lands, where she helped those in need and faced challenges that tested her strength and resolve. But no matter what obstacles she faced, Aelith never lost faith in the power of her deity to guide her and protect her. She was a beacon of hope to those around her, and her bravery and devotion inspired others to follow in her footsteps.

Despite the many dangers she faced, Aelith remained calm and resolute, always ready to face whatever lay ahead. She was a true warrior of the light, a shining example of the power of faith and devotion. To those who knew her, Aelith was a beloved friend and an unshakable ally, a fearless defender of the innocent and a shining beacon of hope in a world often shrouded in darkness.

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Silas the Bard

Silas was a charming and charismatic bard, known throughout the land for his enchanting music and spellbinding performances. With his lute in hand, he traveled from town to town, regaling audiences with tales of adventure and bravery. Silas was a man of many talents, equally skilled in playing his instruments, singing, and storytelling. He was also a formidable warrior, using his wit and cunning to outsmart his foes. Despite his carefree and jovial demeanor, Silas was a force to be reckoned with, and many a bandit or monster had fallen to his blade. He was a master of inspiration, using his music to lift the spirits of his allies and bolster their courage in the face of danger. Whether he was performing for a crowd of adoring fans, or battling against overwhelming odds, Silas was always the life of the party, and a true hero to those who knew him.